10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword