10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword