10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester