10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)