10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown