10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.