10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels