10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- It's Free To Fold...
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach