10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.