10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."