10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- It's Free To Fold...
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!