10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.