10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"