10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.