10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Fold and live to fold again
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"