10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• if u play for the thrill u are ill