10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "No river, no fish."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."