10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.