10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz