10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.