10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."