10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger