10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders