10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!