10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "No river, no fish."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear