10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.