10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson