10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?