10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Fish don't eat Nutz!