10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs