10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson