10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "No river, no fish."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.