10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves