10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.