10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is for loners.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier