10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- im going to 2 out you to death
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from