10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."