10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"