10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm