10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz