10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.