10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."