10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio