10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph