10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.