10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."