10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.