10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth