10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!