10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.